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Becky's Back Door Is Wide Open!
Unlock the laughter with Becky's Back Door Is Wide Open! Join Becky as her back door…
Adult parody & rhyming comedy
Books you cannot read out loud
Jack Hammer writes gloriously silly parody picture books for grown-ups. Innocent stories. Filthy titles. Somebody in the room is always going to lose it first.
27Titles
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2Formats:
Kindle & paperback
Kindle & paperback
5Running
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Brown Chicken, Brown Cow
Brown Chicken, Brown Cow!
A cow. A rooster. One barn, and a rhythm the whole county can hear.
Mom Can Handle A Large Load of Laundry
A mountain of washing and a spin cycle she is not afraid of.
Anita Dick
Anita Dick and the Unexpected Backdoor Entry
She locked herself out again. The only way in is round the back.
Misty's Moist Muffins
The moistest muffins in town, and everybody wants the recipe.
Barbara's Beaver
Barbara's Beaver Likes Morning Wood
Sunrise at the creek, and there's fresh timber on the bank.
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What people say
★★★★★“My dear friend sings "brown chicken brown cow" when she's being silly. This is the perfect book for her.”
Berdio — Brown Chicken, Brown Cow!
★★★★★“I think the book is great, bought it for my prude sister. She of course did not even get it until I explained what it was. It was worth the asthma attack I had from laughing so hard.”
kathyp — Barbara's Soggy Beaver
★★★★★“Omg hilarious!! Laughed a lot!! Was for my brother for Christmas 😂😂”
sharon b. — Barbara's Soggy Beaver
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17 Sep 2026
Becky's Back Door Is Wide Open!
Join Becky as her back door remains wide open all week, sparking the curiosity of neighbors. With cheeky rhymes and hilarious twists, this parody picture book is a delightfully naughty read. [book beckys-back-door-is-wide-open]
